posted 6 hours ago with 4,928 notes via purringprincess ( source kushandwizdom )

stability:

*washes face*

*checks if acne is still there*

posted 6 hours ago with 470,310 notes via seapancake ( source niick4 )

savvymavvy:

methlabrador:

when people say “i dont believe in science”

what are you even talking about

image

posted 6 hours ago with 131,018 notes via doyouthinkthisisavolk ( source isntthatwizard )
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minigator:

when people are like “omg i love your curly hair, how do you get it to look like that?”

step one: wash hair

step two: hope for the best

posted 6 hours ago with 45,704 notes via slytherinpotionsprincess ( source minigator )
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teachingliteracy:

(by starsandrainbowsliz)

posted 6 hours ago with 631 notes via divergentimmortalgames ( source flickr.com )
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oedipus-sex:

imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it

posted 6 hours ago with 221,529 notes via dumbasschronicles ( source oedipus-sex )
posted 6 hours ago with 28,146 notes via radioactive-cats ( source )

actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

posted 7 hours ago with 335,986 notes via tragi-cal ( source actuates )

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

posted 7 hours ago with 49,853 notes via myreasonstofangirl ( source partybarackisinthehousetonight )

orphanblackiscancelled:

oh, you’re watching orphan black? i love that show, the way they just [clenches fist] tatiana all those frickin maslanys

posted 7 hours ago with 621 notes via haymitchsemptybottle ( source orphanblackiscancelled )
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